This is Why Your Cleavage Never Looks as Good as Kim Kardashian's

Kim Kardashian
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You switch on the TV and start flipping through the channels. You settle on a re-run of  Keeping Up with the Kardashians.  You sigh. Once again, you have been bested by the bosoms busting out of the bustiers that every single woman in this clan of reality royalty seems to have.

Well, today is the day that is going to change! If you have been wondering what you need to do to hack your way into "Double Ds," then these tutorials will be just what the doctor ordered! 

1. When in Rome...

We found this slightly NSFW shot on Kim Kardashian!

If you want to look as much like a Kardashian as possible, then you can take Kim's advice and tape up your boobs. After some (most likely extremely uncomfortable) experimentation, she has decided masking tape works best. The assistant who rips that tape off at the end of the night should probably invest in some heavy duty earplugs.

2. Keep Things Simple With Makeup

If you want to try something a little less ... permanent ... then using makeup might be right up your alley. Some tricks will involve a lot of prep work. This simple hack will just add a couple of extra minutes to your morning makeup routine. Before you know it, you will be ready to take on the day with a fierce new set of breasts!

3. Use Some Socks Instead of Tape

With this hack, you don't have to worry about any makeup rubbing off. Everything is going to stay nice and snug for the entire day. In fact, your boobs are going to feel like they're on Cloud 9. Padding your bra with the comfiest socks you can get your hands on will feel like a no-brainer. The only downside: you might find yourself doing more laundry.

4. Hit the Gym


If all else fails, or if you would rather not add to the morning routine, you can always try to get bigger boobs the natural way. Adding to your pectoral muscles will make your boobs appear bigger, and it own't require any extra bra padding. Unfortunately, it will require more time in the gym. But if you're dedicated, push ups and the chest fly are the way to go!

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